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“Hey Luke, you know there’s a wild new craze in Bern.” A green haired woman told her blond friend. He raised a brow at her, looking at her as if she were insane. They were sparring in the middle of the training field and she wanted to talk about crazes!? But there was a strange gleam in her eyes as they swung and parried.
“Are you even trying to be serious, Alcippe?” He laughed, parrying a blow and retaliating with a powerful swing.
“I’m always serious.” Alcippe laughed as she hop-skipped away from his swing and aimed a thrust for his armored chest. He side-stepped the blow, knocking her away with a slam of his shoulder. Alcippe backed away, grinning widely. Luke leapt forward, on the offensive. In a moment Alcippe threw down her practice weapons and jumped to the side. A collective gasp rang out from the other soldiers and Luke stumbled awkwardly.
“¡Viva la pantz!”Alcippe yelled out, running while holding a pair of pants in her raised fist. Luke paused for a moment, his brows furrowed. Had she gone insane? Then he felt the breeze.
“Gah!” He gasped, trying to hide his blue boxers from the onlookers. The group that had been watching were caught in between laughter and shocked silence.
“You‘re gonna get it now, Mouse!” Luke called out, giving chase.
Alcippe stopped for just a moment, giving Captain Marcus a salute. She looked behind her shoulder at Luke, who would soon be hot on her tail.
“Alcippe what are you--” Marcus started to say.
“¡Viva la pantz!” Alcippe called out, waving the pants in the air before bolting through the gatehouse. Marcus gasped in shock, looking down at his boxers.
“You’re out of line, Alcippe!” He called out before chasing after her.
A pair of pants in each hand, Alcippe sprinted through the upper city streets. Confused nobles jumped out of the way of the speeding soldiers, watching on in shock and horror. Mothers covered their children’s eyes, husbands covered their wifes’ eyes and none could believe two high ranking soldiers were bolting through the streets in their underwear. Alcippe bolted around a cart of cabbages, two or three getting knocked loose by the time Marcus and Luke had passed.
“My cabbages!” Screamed the man, but his complaints were void as the three kept running.
“And then Marcus--” Mara cut herself off, staring in horror as her fiancé blasted past in his undies.
“Alcippe, Luke, what are you doing!” Marie yelled out after them.
“¡Viva la pantz!” Alcippe’s voice rang out in a jubilant shout.
“Alcippe! Stop!”
“C’mon Mouse! Give us back our pants!”
I- I don't know what came over me. o_o
Anyway, this was inspired by the Viva la Pantz! challenge and- and- and I couldn't resist!
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A lot of places in the Diem RP have been totally bumming me out lately. Mark's a jerk, Vincent didn't get to say bye to Rikku, Cody and now Marie have darkness issues, Velma's depressed, Kasumi DIED and all sorts of stuff like that. And now my poor Donovan's in the middle of some problems! x:
To understand anything I just said you'd probably have to be a part of the Diem forum. XP
Not that the whole thing is depressing. Actually, most of the bad stuff generally avoids my characters.
Anyway, I needed to do this to laugh at something. Alcippe is a little out of character (she'd never embarrass Luke or Marcus like this IN PUBLIC) and I probably got every other character wrong. I couldn't even think of an ending.
Savvy, Sirianna, I am sorry for what I've done to your characters. And Chrissy? I'm sorry what I did to your character's love interest.
Lauren? Well, I'm sorry I even involved the forum in the birth of this.
But this had to be done.
I regret
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Do you by any chance watch Avatar Last Airbender? Those hilarious cabbages sound awfully familiar...